By Wayne Allyn Root
Like my latest national bestseller, this will be the shortest column I’ve ever written.
I’ve written 17 books- including several #1 bestsellers. Most of them were over 300 pages. Millions of conservative and MAGA voters have read my books, and watched or heard my opinions on TV and radio.
But this one- my latest book just released days ago- is a SHOCKER! It’s what you might call “a quick read.” Really quick. So quick, you’ll feel like a speed reader.
No, I haven’t gone to the dark side. I’m a 100% pro Trump, MAGA warrior and patriot for life. But I think we all need some fun and some humor right about now.
We all know what’s going on in America is pure evil. We all know our lives, our freedoms, our opportunity for prosperity, our health, our children’s future, and our country all hang in the balance about three weeks from now.
It’s the whole ballgame…the whole enchilada…the whole kit and caboodle…it’s everything including the kitchen sink. America’s very existence is on the line in about 3 weeks. So, I decided to start a new movement called MALA…
“Make America Laugh Again.”
That is the point of my latest book. It was released on Monday and it’s already a national bestseller. The title is certainly eye-catching, controversial and confusing to millions of conservatives…
“HOW DEMOCRATS HAVE MADE AMERICA GREAT:”
Everything You Need to Know.
What? Wayne Allyn Root has gone to the dark side? He thinks Democrats have made America great? He’s written a book about all their great accomplishments? Well, not really.
My book is blank. 140 blank pages to be exact!
I wanted to shock conservatives and make them LMAO. I wanted to make liberal heads explode.
Did I succeed?
This is what book experts call a “gag gift.” It’s the perfect coffee table book at your home, or desktop book at your office. It’s the perfect gift for all the Trump MAGA conservatives in your life.
They will read the title on the cover and feel sick, scared and shocked. Then they will open the book to see 140 blank pages and simply LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Laughing is great for your health. This is how to make your friends and family smile from ear to ear. This is how we bring a little fun back into politics.
So go buy a few copies to give out to all your conservative friends and family during this stressful Election season. Or save your copies for 60 days for the perfect Christmas gifts.
Imagine a conservative reaching under their Christmas tree to open your gift and seeing this book cover, “HOW DEMOCRATS HAVE MADE AMERICA GREAT.” And then opening the book to find 140 blank pages. Now that’s how you create a Merry Christmas!
Or give the book as gag gifts to all your Democrat friends and family. This is how you make liberal heads explode. They have no sense of humor- so they probably won’t even crack a smile. But the joke is on them!
Either way, take a moment this stressful Election season and read my latest bestseller. It’s guaranteed to make you laugh…and be the quickest read of your life!
You can order your copies of “HOW DEMOCRATS HAVE MADE AMERICA GREAT” right here:
